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I received a message from a guy in Holmen this morning.

He sent his phone number, telling me to text him.

This is so not my world...

TC247Sean

"I'm in-town on business for the next few months but would love to have dinner with you sometime; if you're interested of course..."

Sean

"Hello, Sean,

Thanks for the dinner invite! I hope you won't hold a little hesitation against me, but I think I would need to get to know you a bit better before would give you a yes. What are you in town on business for?"

Alysha

"Well in that case I'm no longer interested..."

faster216

Here's how not to pick up a girls:

"interested in a hookup at all? I am tall and attractive got pics let me know :)"

And it doesn't help to follow up a month later with:

"pic?"

You do NOT make my short list. I don't care how many pics you have.

Hey you!

Looking for a summer fling. Any takers?
I am not hoping for anything serious.
I am not asking for all of your time.
I am looking for an adventure.
I am looking for some spontaneity.

Warning: You may become writing material. I can't guarantee it would never happen. In fact, it is more likely that it will.

Demetri Martin

Nuff said.

John Paul Roney

I met him in college when he was part of The Profits. Followed as the band became We the Living. Now he is doing a solo thing somewhere not Wisconsin.

He complemented my bangs once. I started crushing.

He is romance. He is a flash of the past. He is the only guy who has made me like long hair.

Dream big or quit now.

Piano Man

According to one of my students, I should be taking a go at the piano player who works with the theatre productions at Logan. Perchance I will have to be the sneaky Yearbook teacher and cop a few candids while I scope him out. Too obvious?

Austin

I don't know much of anything about Austin, but he was the ATTRACTIVE barista at Starbucks who served me up a delicious White Mocha and joked about my paper coupons. Return trip?

Update:
Austin is working, as I speak. He is clever. He is on top of things. He is also talking about the food his mom said she had in the fridge for him.

Cradle robber?

Ha. He's not even 21! Apparently the drive through window and sunglasses cloud my judgement... Yikes!

Casting for Season Five

With the unfortunate end of Season Four of Season Someone, my eyes are peeled for the next leading man. With limited free time, and even fewer prospects, I am not sure where this man will come from. What I do know is that I have stopped fearing the dating game. Yes, I will make mistakes. Yes, I will have to go through more seasons to find Season Someone. Yes, I will have a boatload of awkward stories for all of you to laugh at. I am okay with that. It is a process, and I am in for the ride...even though I get pretty motion sick along the way.

Get ready Mr. V. I'm coming!