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I received a message from a guy in Holmen this morning.

He sent his phone number, telling me to text him.

This is so not my world...

TC247Sean

"I'm in-town on business for the next few months but would love to have dinner with you sometime; if you're interested of course..."

Sean

"Hello, Sean,

Thanks for the dinner invite! I hope you won't hold a little hesitation against me, but I think I would need to get to know you a bit better before would give you a yes. What are you in town on business for?"

Alysha

"Well in that case I'm no longer interested..."

faster216

Here's how not to pick up a girls:

"interested in a hookup at all? I am tall and attractive got pics let me know :)"

And it doesn't help to follow up a month later with:

"pic?"

You do NOT make my short list. I don't care how many pics you have.

Hey you!

Looking for a summer fling. Any takers?
I am not hoping for anything serious.
I am not asking for all of your time.
I am looking for an adventure.
I am looking for some spontaneity.

Warning: You may become writing material. I can't guarantee it would never happen. In fact, it is more likely that it will.

Demetri Martin

Nuff said.

John Paul Roney

I met him in college when he was part of The Profits. Followed as the band became We the Living. Now he is doing a solo thing somewhere not Wisconsin.

He complemented my bangs once. I started crushing.

He is romance. He is a flash of the past. He is the only guy who has made me like long hair.

Dream big or quit now.

Piano Man

According to one of my students, I should be taking a go at the piano player who works with the theatre productions at Logan. Perchance I will have to be the sneaky Yearbook teacher and cop a few candids while I scope him out. Too obvious?